It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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