you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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