He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
please don't ironically join a cult
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