I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
