Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's blow job season.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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