So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Randomize
