Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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