are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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