life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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