Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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