Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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