what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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