Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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