brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
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