at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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