omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
