If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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