4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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