When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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