Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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