is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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