"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
His hands were made for my vagina.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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