I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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