yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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