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• (727): View more from Florida

  What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?

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  Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'

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• (914): View more from New York

  he puts the penis in happiness.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  ambylanc

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  what?

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  there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"

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• (562): View more from California

  When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.

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• (707): View more from California

  Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning

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