Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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