All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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