Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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