***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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