Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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