Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Randomize
