dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
