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(914): View more from New York

Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU

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I don't want it.

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(352): View more from Florida

my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot

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(612): View more from Minnesota

These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"

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(407): View more from Florida

You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it

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fuck you.

(778): View more from British Columbia

DO NOT LOSE IT

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