You just made me feel so damn special
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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