what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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