How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he thought i was a dude.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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