Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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