I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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