He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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