Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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