No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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