She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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