it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
