I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
