we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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