? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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