every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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