Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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