Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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