Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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